Apparently I’m not always fun to be around for approximately five days out of every month. Apparently I get “moody.” Well, you would be too if cramps threatened to break you in half from the inside out and bodily fluid that looks startlingly essential for the continuation of life started seeping out of a fairly sensitive orifice.
Nope, periods aren’t all they’re cracked up to. Wait … Fortunately there’s a nifty little Kiwi company that’s becoming a bit of a knight in shining tampons. Scarlet Delivery sends crampy ladies everything they need to get through the worst week of the month, straight to their doors and before they actually need it.
Every Scarlet Delivery hamper includes an array of pads and tampys in festive colours, along with herbal teas to ease the cramps, exclusive gifts to make you feel spesh, and chocolate goodies because who doesn’t love chocolate when there’s blood dripping out of you? (Too much? OK.) For those who prefer to leave the chemicals out of their bodies, there’s even an organic option.
Fear not about delivery either. The packaging is plain and discreet, minus the HEY EVERYONE, IT’S HER PERIOD! innuendo that comes with buying supplies at the supermarket. Scarlet Delivery also understands that women’s cycles change all the time, so they’ve made it super easy to update your order.
Yeah, Scarlet Delivery’s goodies are more expensive than just picking up supplies along with your milk, but the novelty factor overrules the cost. Besides, anything that makes the worstest week in the whole wide month seem a little friendlier is a win in my eyes.
This. is. amazing!