I decided to do a review of Game Of Thrones Season 5, episode 10 finale! I had wine, too. Turns out I really needed it.
I was actually going to write a full review from the notes I drafted while watching the episode but then I had a bit more wine.
So, at your pleasure, I have just copy and pasted the notes I wrote and didn’t bother to spellcheck into bullet points here (Sorry, Editor).
Enjoy my wine-fuelled running commentary!
- Ugh, Stannis Baratheon. Someone kill this douchebag.
- Ha ha! [Nelson Laugh] @ Stannis
- “It can’t be worse than mutiny.” oh shiiit.
- … yeah, I bet Stannis is feeling the regret now.
- Jon Snow is so intense about everything!
- Poor Jon Snow. Is he always moping?
- Aww I love Sam. I want to pinch his cheeks. I also like the way he says “library” and “strategy”.
- SAM, YA DIRTY BASTARD!
- Oooh what is Sansa doing?
- SAVE HER, BRIENNE!
- omg she’s got a candle! she’s going to the tower!!!
- shit shit TURN BACK BRIENNE! WHAT? NO!
- oooooh Stannis is fuuuucked.
- LOL STANNIS LOL
- Stannis sounds like he’s relieving himself against that tree.
- Everytime Brienne says who she doesn’t fight for, take a shot.
- YEAH BRIENNE!!!
- Grrr Ramsay is such a dick.
- RUN, SANSA!
- GO, THEON!!
- hahahaha bye, girl, BYE!
- wait. how do they survive the fall?!
- oh it’s that pedo guy again.
- WHOA that was some freaky shit!
- Yesss, Arya, yessss!
- wtf. @ temple scene
- ugh calm down, girl. @ Arya
- WHOA! Is she blind as a punishment from the Many Faced God? Because she stabbed those dudes eyes? An “eye for an eye”? I’m good at reading into things.
- Wow. That sandsnake girl is fire.
- HAHA @ Bronn being like “I have the weirdest boner right now.”
- Awww cute scene with Jaime and Myrcella.
- OMG.
- Wow. Ellaria Sand is a hateful bitch.
- Tyrion is great. Jorah Mormont can STFU.
- Awww Varys! Ha, great banter, you two.
- Drogon is like me in the weekends. I get you, Drogon! You just wanna eat and sleep.
- Where is Chris Pratt? He needs to walk into this scene.
- DOTHRAKI!!!
- Wait are they gonna be nice to Khaleesi? Is she still their Khaleesi?!
- Stop making me not hate you, Cersei.
- All that nun seems to do is say “Confess.”
- Whoa naked!
- Hello, merkin.
- Now she looks like Sharon Stone. Not bad.
- oh wow.
- I was wrong, nun lady can also say “shame”
- “Shame! Shame! Shame!” etc.
- I would not be ashamed if I had a rack like hers.
- Wow, these people are AWFUL!
- Lady with the bell is enjoying her job a bit too much…
- I actually feel really sorry for Cersei…
- This is the worst slut shaming I’ve ever seen. wow
- I wonder how much she got paid to do this scene?!
- Cersei
- Wow who’s the big dude?
- Boooooo why is Melisandre at The Wall?! Lock her out!
- RUN, JON! RUN!
- HOLY SHIT
- OMGGGG
- JON!!!!!
- I CAN’T WATCH
- ….
I need more wine.
And a hug. I need a hug.