You guys, we’re about to witness history here. This coming Saturday will be a day our children and our children’s children will speak of in many years to come.
My BFF* Kanye West is releasing his first batch of Marty McFly Moonboots Boosts by Adidas this weekend and the launch will be live streamed to over 50 theatres worldwide, y’all. No word if it’ll be streamed online yet so it sucks to be you and me if none of those 50 theatres are in New Zealand (which they probably won’t because everyone always forgets about us).
Only 9,000 pairs of the space booties will go on sale this Saturday for a neat wee price of USD350, but sadly, heaps of them have already been reserved so you’ll just have to wait until the next batch (or just steal some directly from someone’s feet). Says Breezy Yeez:
“I just want people to be safe and patient. I know you can run up on this 14-year-old kid and take his Yeezys, but just be patient because we’ll make more Yeezys. Eventually, everybody who wants to get Yeezys will get Yeezys. Adidas has promised me that because there’s so many kids that wanted them, but couldn’t get them. And I talked to the heads at Adidas and they said, ‘We can make them.'”
OK, so maybe don’t steal them from someone’s feet because Yeezy said so (and also: crime). Be patient, guys. Be gracious and humble, just like ‘Ye because good things come to those who wait and also have USD350 in their pockets. (Seriously though, what 14 year old can afford a pair of these?! I’d rather have an XBox. Or like, a bike, or something. Or maybe some rollerblades. No actually, some Lego).
And just when you thought this shit couldn’t get any better, all 14 year olds rejoice, Westie’s next foray into fashion will be skool uniformz. Yeeeeeah! Leather harem pants and v-neck velvet tees, here we come!
*JK, my actual BFF is Beck.
