Dear Dudebros of The Internet,
I know you’re feeling a little precious about them making a third Ghostbusters with *SHUDDER* all chicks.
Well, personally, I believe the best way for one to overcome ones fears is to face them head on.
Therefore I’ve taken the liberty to re-write the entire script of the original Ghostbusters, based on your worrying and baffling opinions on this casting decision.
By doing this, I hope that you can digest, process, adjust and then reach a state of inner harmony with your current, abysmal, perceptions of what an all-female cast will mean for the franchise.
And then, who knows? Maybe in 2016, when the film actually comes out (which, I wish to point out, is typically the time when we should be passing judgement on a film, y’know, as in when you’ve actually seen it) you might be able to put your immature, prehistoric and sexist ideas aside, and be pleasantly surprised that women can be entertaining, smart, funny and *GASP* pass as fictional scientists fighting fictional demonic spirits in a fictional film.
Yours sincerely,
Your Non-Fictional, Friendly, Feminist, Ghostbusters Fan.
xox
P.S. I wish to remind you that Ghostbusters 2 wasn’t even very good… so, who are you blaming for that one?
