Burnt Impressions

I’m a big fan of a good bit of toast. But for some reason I always manage to get the meanest hiccups during toast consumption. But I digress.

Some genius has invented the selfie toaster. Burnt Impressions has released a toaster that toasts an admittedly pretty vague outline of your face onto a piece of bread. But hey, who cares that it’s vague … IT’S YOUR FACE!

Just upload a photo that’s not too dark, not too light and not too cluttered, then for roughly $75 you get a toaster along with a printy thing with your face on it that can only be used in said toaster. Cat toast is also a possibility, although Burnt Impressions warns that “animals with all black fur are extremely hard if not impossible to achieve.” I guess that picture would just end up being a big clump of burn.

Selfie toast is probably a bit too narcissistic for most people’s liking, but it could come in handy when trying to prove that Jesus really did appear to you over breakfast. You can buy your own selfie toaster on .